Cricket, politics & more..or is it the same thing

What do Navjot Singh Sindhu & Shibu Soren have in common?

1. Beards ! Of course.

2. Aside from being lucky enough to have kept themselves out of jail for almost two decades. And of course managing to get elected, one way or the other...Soren managing to hoodwink, and SIndhu managing to convince his voters that a man who can make them laugh is better than other men who can only swear in Parliament.

3. Of not managing to garner any sympathy for their present predicament, they are brothers in arms again !

4. Of being short sighted ! Of course, they are politicians, politicians require short sightedness so they can claim to be "leaders"

Butt, oops, i meant ....but, jokes apart, why are either of them resigning from the Lok Sabha. After all if mafia dons can operate entire networks from jail, then why cant these two.? Sindhu can always laugh over video conferencing...he doesnt even have to laugh at the punchline...anytime is fine...i mean, thats what he does even now, right? Laughing even when the opening line of a joke is said...

As for Shibubhai....a political party is BEST managed from jail. Lots of precedence for that one. Starting from all those glorious leaders in the pre independence era....and our very own Buffalo man, or is it cows? laloo of course.

And where does cricket come in? Well, it doesnt, i just put it there so all the guys who like Ganguly come and read my rant. And the ones who hate him too. Anyway, since he was selected because his batting average is higher than the rest of the team, I can give one suggestion that should inprove his batting against bouncers. Its simple, really. Weigh down his right elbow with a 10 pound weight...if he cant get it up in the way of the ball, he might get his face smashed in, but he wont get his arm or bat in the way of the ball. As for his face,...well, he has managed to save face for years in the light of very disturbing and probing questions..so i am sure he will manage to save it a few more times too !
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If you are going to hang yourself immediately after you do that, then send me all your money before you go....and have a safe journey into the afterlife !